Tire’d Of Going To The Same Restroom

Where mechanics go to work out



Men's restroom with tires and gas nozzles for water basins and sinks

Bartender plans change of scenery for male customers

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Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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18-Sep-2019