Life Extension

Dining on a smoke-free balcony



Sign of clean air in a smoke-free environment with longer life expectancy

“Unfortunately during meal service the balcony is a non-smoking area. We apologise for your slightly extended lifespan.”

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Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Paragorically, I will not let you ever talk about our sex life. - Archie Bunker

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. - Henry Thoreau

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not. - Oscar Wilde

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. - Oscar Wilde

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously. - Kelly Ripa

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. - Henry David Thoreau

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it's no worse than it is. - Margaret Mitchell

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou


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