Life Extension

Dining on a smoke-free balcony



Sign of clean air in a smoke-free environment with longer life expectancy

“Unfortunately during meal service the balcony is a non-smoking area. We apologise for your slightly extended lifespan.”

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The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

There are life-threatening issues related to diabetes. - Stephen Wallem

Live your life so that whenever you lose you are ahead. - Will Rogers

Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it. - Dennis P. Kimbro

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. - Henry Boye

The best way to navigate through life is to give up all of our controls. - Gerald Jampolsky

I am a Marxist Leninist and I will be one until the last day of my life. - Fidel Castro

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope - a slight change and all patterns alter. - Susan Salzberg

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

If you are going to ask yourself life-changing questions, be sure to do something with the answers. - Bo Bennett

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude. - William James

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

If only I'd known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier. - Bette Midler

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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28-Jul-2017