Life Extension

Dining on a smoke-free balcony



Sign of clean air in a smoke-free environment with longer life expectancy

“Unfortunately during meal service the balcony is a non-smoking area. We apologise for your slightly extended lifespan.”

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A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Life is too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde

It is not the length of life, but the depth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I want my life to be something more than long. - Pippin

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. - Victor Hugo

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

I always ask the question, "Is this what I want in my life?" - Kathy Ireland

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

The man is happiest who lives from day to day and asks no more, garnering the simple goodness of life. - Euripides

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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22-Sep-2017