Crotch Rocket

Introducing the new Survivor Reality TV show in Afghanistan

The Taliban’s favorite choice of bomb transportation


Primitive bomb transportation in dangerous terrain

The Army is looking for volunteers for their new Detonator Re-Cycling jobs or, as Kamikaze fighters would say, “Damn the torpedoes!”
Remember, Bubba: Disposal BEFORE detonation...

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne


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17-Jun-2019