Redneck Stick Family

You’ve got your family, I’ve got mine



Redneck Stick Family

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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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Modern Stick Family
Open Position
Stick Family Meal
Stick Humour
The Ass Family
Under A Tack

 

Windows Scoreboard

Mummy Dogs

Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet

Media Bondage

Redneck ATV

Duct Tape - for a Prettier World

Don't Get Your Head In A Knot

Cornfield Fishing

Dawn Gone

Highest Human Position In The World

Together Since

You Never Call

CLUMSY Driver

Water Short

Post Research

Motorcycle Taxi

Columbia Street Party

Fly By Meal

Down Day

Hanging Out With Friends
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21-Aug-2019