Redneck Stick Family

You’ve got your family, I’ve got mine



Redneck Stick Family

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


Family  &  Redneck  Sections
Dancing Mathematician
I’ve Got Your Back
Modern Stick Family
Open Position
Stick Family Meal
Stick Humour
The Ass Family
Under A Tack

 

Downer Parking

Baconurkey

Camel Herders of the 21st Century

Redneck Palm Pilot

Turkey Day Selfie

Spool Turkey

Meal Alert

Turkey Not

Thanksgiving Harvest Time

Turkey Wants You To Eat Pork

Going Cold Turkey

Bacon Turkey

Run, Turkey, Run

Biggest Turkeys

Turkish Architecture

Ghost Food

Turkey Weather Forecast

'Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving

Redneck Car Upgrade

Box Fill Overload
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14-Oct-2019