Winter Bystander

Watching traffic go by in the Moistwest Territories



Snowman sitting on roadside watching passing vehicle traffic

Making snowmen useful for traffic stats

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Never be afraid to sit awhile and think. - Lorraine Hansbury

Where you stand should not depend on where you sit. - Jane Bryant Quinn

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

I'd rather wear black in August than do one sit-up. - Joy Behar

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? - George Carlin

To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me. - Charles William Stubbs

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come and sit next to me. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers

One of the funniest antidotes of all time - you sit there like you're in a comma. - Archie Bunker

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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23-Jul-2019