Winter Bystander

Watching traffic go by in the Moistwest Territories



Snowman sitting on roadside watching passing vehicle traffic

Making snowmen useful for traffic stats

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Sit right down there, seniorora. - Archie Bunker

You can observe a lot just by watching. - Yogi Berra

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

That slicker with the bedside manner needs watching. He's better! - Martin H. Fischer

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? - Mark Twain

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed. - Ernest Hemingway

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

It is easy to sit up and take notice. What is difficult is getting up and taking action. - Al Batt

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week. - Will Rogers

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce

Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to. - Katharine Whitehorn

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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20-May-2019