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Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown

Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. - Henri Louis Bergson

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

Truth and right are above utility in all realms of thought and action. - Charles William Eliot

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

... that I own so much of it and most people thought I would never sell. - Donald Trump

We didn't underestimate them but they were a lot better than we thought. - Bobby Robson

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

If you're not failing now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. - Woody Allen

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. - Aristotle

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. - Ambrose Bierce

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought. - Laurence J Peter

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much. - Peter Ustinov

But the thought of being a lunatic did not greatly trouble him; the horror was that he might also be wrong. - George Orwell

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

The task is not so much to see what no one has yet seen; but to think what nobody has yet thought about that which everybody sees. - Erwin Schrodinger

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this. - Spencer Silver

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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21-Jan-2018