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I thought Europe was a country. - Kellie Pickler

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

A public-opinion poll is no substitute for thought. - Warren Buffet

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. - Joe Namath

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thought. - Marcus A. Antoninus

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau


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21-Oct-2018