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Impropriety is the soul of wit. - W Somerset Maugham

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

A witty statesman said you might prove anything by figures. - Thomas Carlyle

The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession. - Mark Twain

A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought. - Dorothy L. Sayers

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. - Sacha Guitry

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

If you're not failing now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. - Woody Allen

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

They would not find me changed from him they knew - only more sure of all I thought was true. - Robert Frost

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Ugarte: "You despise me, don't you?"
Rick Blaine: "If I gave you any thought I probably would." - Rick Blaine

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato


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16-Jul-2018