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Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit. - Karl W.F. Schlegel

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

The next time you have a thought... let it go. - Ron White

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. - Henri Louis Bergson

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

It matters not what you are thought to be, but what you are. - Publilius Syrus

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade. - Noel Coward

If you're not failing now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. - Woody Allen

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I never thought that others would take my theories so much more seriously than I did. - Albert Einstein

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

They would not find me changed from him they knew - only more sure of all I thought was true. - Robert Frost

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Everything that enlarges the sphere of human powers, that shows man he can do what he thought he could not do, is valuable. - Samuel Johnson

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The task is not so much to see what no one has yet seen; but to think what nobody has yet thought about that which everybody sees. - Erwin Schrodinger

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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23-Apr-2018