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What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

No one is more liable to make mistakes than the man who acts only on reflection. - Vauvenargues

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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19-Jan-2019