DJ Birthday

A DJ’s music mixer inspired from the kitchen



DJ Birthday Cake

How DJ’s get a good mix to their music selection

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Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield


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