Zombie Graveyard Snowmen

21st Century graveyard markers

People were dying to get into the cemetery

So, how cold was it at the graveyard?



Zombie Snowmen

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

I like you but if Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. - Unknown

A tomb now suffices him for whom the world was not enough. - Alexander The Great

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited. - Unknown

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey


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15-Oct-2019