Restroom Fragrance

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Feeling low? Go on mountains. - Prajakta Mhadnak

Thank heavens it hath no smell. - George F. Handel

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling. - Oscar Wilde

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

All our reasoning ends in surrender to feeling. - Blaise Pascal

Pride is a tricky, glorious, double-edged feeling. - Adrienne Rich

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but the feeling of being unwanted. - Mother Teresa

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? - Robert Orben

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling? - Bertrand Russell

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. - H L Mencken

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Maturity begins when we're content to feel we're right about something without feeling the necessity to prove someone else wrong. - Sydney J. Harris

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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22-May-2019