Restroom Fragrance

Bubba calls this “Eau de toilette”

Which spray nozzle fragrance sets you apart?





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Thank heavens it hath no smell. - George F. Handel

Every moment is a fresh beginning. - T S Eliot

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling. - Oscar Wilde

Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside. - Melba Colgrove

All our reasoning ends in surrender to feeling. - Blaise Pascal

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Pride is a tricky, glorious, double-edged feeling. - Adrienne Rich

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. - William Arthur Ward

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? - Robert Orben

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling? - Bertrand Russell

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. - H L Mencken

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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