Restroom Fragrance

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Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

Thank heavens it hath no smell. - George F. Handel

Every moment is a fresh beginning. - T S Eliot

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Pride is a tricky, glorious, double-edged feeling. - Adrienne Rich

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. - William Arthur Ward

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but the feeling of being unwanted. - Mother Teresa

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? - Robert Orben

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. - H L Mencken

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Maturity begins when we're content to feel we're right about something without feeling the necessity to prove someone else wrong. - Sydney J. Harris

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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