HTML Guy

Web page basics for a Red-neck

Does the Head know what the Body wants?

What goes between “/head” and “body” in a web page?



Web Page Tattoo on back of head with HTML code

HTML = HyperText Markup Language
The main markup language for displaying web pages

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The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

I feel young, but my body doesn't agree. - Bryant Gumbel

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

The only parts left of my original body are my elbows. - Phyllis Diller

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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20-Oct-2017