HTML Guy

Web page basics for a Red-neck

Does the Head know what the Body wants?

What goes between “/head” and “body” in a web page?



Web Page Tattoo on back of head with HTML code

HTML = HyperText Markup Language
The main markup language for displaying web pages

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Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I feel young, but my body doesn't agree. - Bryant Gumbel

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body. - Seneca

He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head. - Derek Johnstone

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn

I have the body of an eighteen-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

We have so many words for states of mind, and so few words for the states of the body. - Jeanne Moreau

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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19-Feb-2018