HTML Guy

Web page basics for a Red-neck

Does the Head know what the Body wants?

What goes between “/head” and “body” in a web page?



Web Page Tattoo on back of head with HTML code

HTML = HyperText Markup Language
The main markup language for displaying web pages

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The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

I feel young, but my body doesn't agree. - Bryant Gumbel

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

The only parts left of my original body are my elbows. - Phyllis Diller

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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