HTML Guy

Web page basics for a Red-neck

Does the Head know what the Body wants?

What goes between “/head” and “body” in a web page?



Web Page Tattoo on back of head with HTML code

HTML = HyperText Markup Language
The main markup language for displaying web pages

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The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

I have the body of an eighteen-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler

When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker


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22-Aug-2017