Face Palm

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Face palm - what else can go wrong

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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

If anything can go wrong, it will. - Murphy's Law

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Reality is not always probable, or likely. - Jorge Luis Borges

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Fearful as reality is, it is less fearful than evasions of reality. - Caitlin Thomas

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic. - Winston Churchill

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. - Unknown

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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20-Jan-2018