India Taxi Driver

Making life easy to get around crowded India streets


When I was in India recently, I saw a sign that said, “English speaking taxi driver.”
I thought to myself, “What a good idea, why don’t we have them in Canada!”


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Always speak the truth. - George Washington

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

No nice men are good at getting taxis. - Katharine Whitehorn

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Sir Francis Bacon

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. - Jack Nicholson

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Unknown

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind. - Emily P. Bissell

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Mere colour, unspoiled by meaning, and unallied with definite form, can speak to the soul in a thousand different ways. - Oscar Wilde

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. - Voltaire

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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23-Jul-2019