Terrapin Toss

“Hang Time” is important when preparing for the Turtlympics





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Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. - Bill Copeland

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. - Terry Pratchett

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley


see also  Airobics  &  Turtle  Sections
Fast Turtle
Turtle Tops
Louisiana Turtle Dogs

Mel Hardman (aka elvisweathercock)   Animations

 

Morse Code Portrait Illusion

Guarded Nights

Redneck Hummer

2019 Hooters Owl & Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

THIRTEEN

Sea Girl

Lord Of The Fries

Wannabe Mini

Fish Bowl Cleaner

Marital Rating Chart - Husband

Advantage of an Extra Long Straw

Squirrel Gymnast

Economic Stimulation

Financial Meltdown

Redneck Tailgate
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21-Mar-2019