Scratch-Off Parking Tickets

Putting the fun back in traffic citations



Scratch-Off Parking Tickets

QuotaBills
Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Winners train, losers complain. - Unknown

Winners never quit, quitters never win. - Vince Lombardi

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. - Ogden Nash

Only the winners decide what were war crimes. - Gary Wills

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

A winner never quits, and a quitter never wins. - Unknown

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

If you scratch a cynic, you'll find a disappointed idealist. - George Carlin

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

The most distinguishing feature of winners is their intensity of purpose. - Alymer Letterman

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

If you don't see yourself as a winner, then you cannot perform as a winner. - Zig Ziglar

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. - Donald Trump

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

You were born to win. But to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win. - Zig Ziglar

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


see also   Finance  &  Lottery  Sections
Double Parkers
New Speed Trap
Police Car Of The Year
Privileged Corvette Parking
Radar Replacement
Safest Place In Canada
Scratch
Texas Speed Camera
Tie Wrap Security
Trinidad vs UK Police
Underwater Radar Trap
Where Nobody Speeds
You Want Me To Do What?

 

Leaning Tower Of Pisa Dog

Slim People Bathroom

Soothing Hairstyle

Truck Driver Birth

Spider Trap

Nice Day For A Ride

Motion Picture Selfie

Winter Mirror

Is This Really Happening?!

House 'Broke'rage

2019 Hooters Owl & Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Restaurant Valentines

Cute Puppy

Unhappy Valentine's Day

My Favourite Day of the Year
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

15-Feb-2019