Nuts

Cold weather friendship



The Farmer’s Almanac is predicting a very cold winter.
It must be true because the squirrels are gathering nuts.
Three of my friends already have disappeared.

My friendly nuts have already disappeared


Are you O.K.?

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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21-Oct-2019