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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. - Fred Allen

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth


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