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A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Wherever you stand, be the soul of that place. - Rumi

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go. - Tennessee Williams

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales


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