Trunk Sleeper

Someone you might not want to sleep next to





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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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20-May-2019