Jay Leno Saga

Conan “hands” over Tonight Show to Leno



Jay Leno Saga

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Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Reality is frequently inaccurate. - Douglas Adams

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Jane Wagner

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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24-May-2019