You’re So Vane!

Elvis on a weathercock

Inspiration for Mel Hardman’s aka



You're So Vane - Elvis on a weathercock

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Before Elvis, there was nothing. - John Lennon

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

"Go west," like Horace Greenberg said. - Archie Bunker

The greatest failure of the West since the 1930s. - Richard Holbrooke

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

East is East and West is West, but none of us is gonna meet Mark Twain. - Archie Bunker

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

In July of 2004, I came out strongly against the war with Iraq because it was going to destabilize the Middle East. - Donald Trump

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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23-May-2019