Texas Hunting Vehicle

Hunting, Texas Style
Where vehicles are bigger than the game!

Carta Valley, southwest of Rock Springs, Texas



Hunting in Texas

Everything's bigger in Texas

All terrain vehicle for Texas hunters

Rock climbing in Texas

At the controls of a Texas hunting vehicle

Anyone for pool or billiards?

Full-stocked bar on every Texas hunting vehicle trip

Food and bar supply onboard hunting vehicle

Refrigerator for storing cold brewskies

The road goes on forever and the party never ends

What happens here stays here

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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

You can always tell a Texan, but not much. - Unknown

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities. - Herman Melville

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

The sky in Texas is the most amazing sky in the whole country, I think, like you can see more sky in Texas than you can see anywhere else in the world. - dina Menzel

We must plant the sea and herd its animals using the sea as farmers instead of hunters. That is what civilization is all about - farming replacing hunting. - Jacques Cousteau

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams


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21-May-2019