A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and out pops a genie.
“I will grant you three wishes,” said the genie. “But there’s a
The genie replied, “Every time you make a wish, every lawyer in the world will receive double the wish you were granted.”
“Well, I can live with that - no problem!” replied the elated man.
“What’s your first wish?” asked the genie.
“Well, I’ve always wanted a Ferrari!”
POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of the man.
“Now every lawyer in the world has TWO Ferraris,” said the genie.
“I’d love a million dollars,” replied the man.
POOF! One million dollars appeared at his feet.
“Now every lawyer in the world has TWO million dollars,” said the genie.
“Well, that’s okay, as long as I’ve got my million,” replied the man.
“What is your third and final wish?”
The man thought long and hard, and finally said, “Well, you know, I’ve always
wanted to donate a kidney!”
Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli
Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke
Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker
A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown
All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot
The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero
Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown
Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown
It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire
Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker
Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown
It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde
If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers. - Charles Dickens
I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown
The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb
Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs
Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore. - Unknown
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln
My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. - Wayne W. Dyer
Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown
A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader
Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis
True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields
The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle
Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman
The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm
True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost
Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn
Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas
The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying
If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine
Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra
There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller
There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein
The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France
There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant
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