A woman had been advised by her Doctor to go on a strict diet but she couldn’t discipline herself and would spend most of the day raiding the fridge. As her weight ballooned, one day she got stuck on the toilet seat.
“Shawn, Shawn!” she called to her husband. “The toilet seat’s stuck to my butt. Get the Doctor.”
The husband asked the Doctor to come round as soon as he could but didn’t explain what the problem was. In the meantime, the husband managed to remove the seat from the toilet bowl - but it was still wedged fast to his wife’s backside. He suggested she go and kneel on the bed until the Doctor arrived.
When the Doctor showed up, the husband showed him straight into the bedroom where the wife was kneeling with her back to the door.
“What do you think, doc?” asked the husband.
“I think it’s very nice,” replied the Doctor, “but why such a cheap frame?”
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