“Take Your Kid To Work” Day

Next time Dad will buy a ticket for the ride

Little Johnny wanted to hang out with his Dad





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What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard


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16-Oct-2019