Walking In A Doggie Wonderland

Sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland


Dog tags ring, are you listenin’?
In the lane, snow is glistenin’.
It’s yellow, NOT white - I’ve been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That’s my fragrance.
It’s a sign for wandering vagrants;
“Avoid where I pee, it’s MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland.”

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I’ll lift my leg and let it go Man,
So all the world will know it’s mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fence post,
flows the stream that I love most;
It says, “Stay off my TURF, this small piece of earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland.”


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A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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17-Jul-2019