Dog tags ring, are you listenin’?
In the lane, snow is glistenin’.
It’s yellow, NOT white - I’ve been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.
Smell that tree? That’s my fragrance.
It’s a sign for wandering vagrants;
“Avoid where I pee, it’s MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland.”
In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I’ll lift my leg and let it go Man,
So all the world will know it’s mine-mine-mine!
Straight from me to the fence post,
flows the stream that I love most;
It says, “Stay off my TURF, this small piece of earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland.”
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost
Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin
A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings
Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush
We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson
A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields
You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher
The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend
All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand
I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg
Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki
Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles
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