A New Era

Trump to the Right and Kim Jong-un to the North

Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump shake hair together



Kim Jong-un is no longer the craziest leader

Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump shake hair together

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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Liberty consists in doing what one desires. - John Stuart Mill

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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