Bacon Birthday Cake

Don’t go bacon my heart!



Bacon chocolate cake

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The heart ages last. - Sylvester Stallone

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

The past beats inside me like a second heart. - John Banville

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Our Irish blunders are never blunders of the heart. - Maria Edgeworth

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

When all longings that are in the heart vanish, then a mortal becomes immortal. - Yajur Veda

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn


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