Bacon Birthday Cake

Don’t go bacon my heart!



Bacon chocolate cake

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart. - Confucius

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

The heart never grows better by age: it only grows harder. - Lord Chesterfield

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Believe with all of your heart that you will do what you were made to do. - Orison Swett Marden

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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19-Dec-2018