Bacon Birthday Cake

Don’t go bacon my heart!



Bacon chocolate cake

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? - WC Fields

True giving happens when we give from our heart. - Muhammad Ali

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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18-Mar-2019