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Ice skating tips for winter athletes in Europe

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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright


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25-Apr-2018