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Asteroid Alert

Nasa scientists state that the meteor that streaked across the skies over Russia on
February 15, 2013 exploded with a force 30 times greater than the Hiroshima bomb.

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? - Steven Wright

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

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