Water Buddies

“I think I’ve found it!”

Backing up your best friend





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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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23-Jan-2018