I Have No Time For Your Kisses, Woman

Little Johnny had more pressing things on his mind



Little boy doesn't want a kiss from a little girl

QuotaBills
Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

It's like kissing Hitler. - Tony Curtis

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil. - Victor Hugo

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

A kiss is a rosy dot over the "i" of loving. - Cyrano de Bergerac

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

You are always new, the last of your kisses was ever the sweetest. - John Keats

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker


see also   Kids  &  Little Johnny  Sections
A Woman’s Mind
Attention Span
Booger Queen
Childhood Romance
Kissing Booth
She Loves Me ... She Loves Me Not
Young Window Cleaner

 

Cyclist Roast

Beer Rescue

Snow Monster Yard

Chewie, We're Home

Snow Detour

Mid Flight Owl

Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Scottish Weather Forecast

T-Rex Shadow

99 Pack

Samurai Sudoku Puzzles C

FIFA HQ

Wife Consumption

Hummer Motorcycle

Time Is Free

Owl Balloon

Fish Diet Meal

Owl Pottery

Follow The Leader

Organic Water Filter
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

13-Dec-2017