I Have No Time For Your Kisses, Woman

Little Johnny had more pressing things on his mind



Little boy doesn't want a kiss from a little girl

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

It's like kissing Hitler. - Tony Curtis

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. - Chico Marx

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more. - Catullus

You are always new, the last of your kisses was ever the sweetest. - John Keats

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde


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20-Oct-2017