Drinking Friends

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I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy


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16-Dec-2018