Drinking Friends

Home survival means going “back” to the basics

Creative solutions to today’s water shortage





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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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18-Feb-2018