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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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17-Jun-2018