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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - WC Fields

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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24-Nov-2017