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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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21-Sep-2018