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Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. - Jim Gaffigan

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

To the romantic soul, the rituals of Valentine's Day echo every day of the year. - Richelle E. Goodrich

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

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