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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

We are most alive when we're in love. - John Updike

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

To the romantic soul, the rituals of Valentine's Day echo every day of the year. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham


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15-Dec-2018