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Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

I claim there ain't another Saint as great as Valentine. - Ogden Nash

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart


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21-Sep-2018