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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. - Jim Gaffigan

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

To the romantic soul, the rituals of Valentine's Day echo every day of the year. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley


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18-Jun-2018