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Microsoft Smoke Signal Messenger

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You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. - Bob Marley

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright


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14-Oct-2019