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The medium is the message. - Marshall McLuhan

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

One hundred million dollars is way too much to pay for Microsoft. - Unknown

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. - Napoleon Hill

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright


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25-May-2019