Redneck Skateboard

Now Bubba can do a halfpipe with his car



Redneck Skateboard

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Life is a lot like skateboarding. - Lil Wayne

In skateboarding, you're never bigger than the streets. - Rob Dyrdek

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it's been. - Wayne Gretzky

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Skateboarding was the only thing I was ever good at. Growing up, I was doing that from, like, dusk till dawn. - D.J. Cotrona

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


see also  Redneck  Section
Car Whitewash
Driving Tip For The Elderly
Grad Prom in a Stretch ’Vette
One Horsepower Car
One Size Fits All
Picasso Car
Redneck Bulldozer
Redneck Headlights
Redneck Walkboard
Scratch-Off Parking Tickets
Sidecar
Skateboard Rest
Skateboading For Seniors
Stretch VW
This Is My Road
Tie Wrap Bumper
Traffic Jam Intersection
Underground Parking

 

Race Break

Mirror Fence

Look Both Ways

No-iPhone Kids

Dog Haircut

Loose Lips Sink Ships

Donkey Refill

Self Portrait for Squirrels

Coin Stacking

Hooking Penalty

Zebra Bus Stop

Best Friend Theft

Chewie, We're Home

Police Rides

Bird Smoker
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20-Oct-2019