Redneck Skateboard

Now Bubba can do a halfpipe with his car



Redneck Skateboard

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Life is a lot like skateboarding. - Lil Wayne

In skateboarding, you're never bigger than the streets. - Rob Dyrdek

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it's been. - Wayne Gretzky

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Skateboarding was the only thing I was ever good at. Growing up, I was doing that from, like, dusk till dawn. - D.J. Cotrona

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


see also  Redneck  Section
Car Whitewash
Driving Tip For The Elderly
Grad Prom in a Stretch ’Vette
One Horsepower Car
One Size Fits All
Picasso Car
Redneck Bulldozer
Redneck Headlights
Redneck Walkboard
Scratch-Off Parking Tickets
Sidecar
Skateboard Rest
Skateboading For Seniors
Stretch VW
This Is My Road
Tie Wrap Bumper
Traffic Jam Intersection
Underground Parking

 

Definition Of A Good Friend

Redneck Car Repair

Self-Propelled Rocket

Pole Clock

Donut Holes

Insect Food Fight

Living At C Level

Little Johnny Bath

Emergency Stops Only

Portable Balance Beam

Fried Eggs - Military Style

Motorvation

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hay Bail

Driving Rain

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23-May-2019