Redneck Mansion

Bubba’s new multi-level condo, with teeter-totter views for inlaws



Redneck Mansion

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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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16-Jun-2019