Master Reference Binder

Notice To All Staff

Binding stress relief for office workers

Where stress relief is only a shelf away



A “Master Reference” binder has been compiled for all staff.
Inside this binder you will find “solutions” to everyday problems.
Red shelf binder for solutions to everyday problems

If you are having problems with the photocopier, difficulty dealing with
co-workers, having computer problems, customer problems, personal problems,
or any kind of problem, please come and get the red binder and it will
help you through your issue.
Red shelf binder with liquor and shot glasses

Refer to the red binder for all issues...
it’s guaranteed to make you stress-free and relaxed.
Red shelf binder with liquor and shot glasses for stress-free work

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

A guilty conscience is a hidden enemy. - American Indian proverb

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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28-May-2018