Sick Of Snow

One person’s take on winter this year



Sick Of Snow

How deep is our snow?
Our little dog can walk out of the yard OVER the fence.
Our neighbours lost their minivan when the carport roof collapsed on it.

The local schools go out with long poles at the end of recess to probe for missing kids.

The snowmen formed a union and went on strike for higher pay and shorter hours.

At Christmas, people picketed the local radio station for playing
“Let it Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow” and “I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas”.

Our village has set up a snow exporting business, shipping it to exotic southern
locales. We are having a bit of trouble with thieves, however... someone keeps
stealing the snow out of the boxes before they arrive!


see also   Weather  Section
Death of a Snowman
Enough Snow?
Newfie Swimming Pool
Remote Outdoors
Saskatchewan Snow Blower
Snowgazers
Tree Hugger
Two Feet Of Snow
Vancouver Snow Plow
Wandering Deer
Winter Convertible Car
Winter Doorway

 

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21-May-2019