A Dog’s Worst Nightmare

Waking up to a cat-astrophe...



A Dog's Worst Nightmare in the Operating Room with Feline Medical Staff

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A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice. - Confucius

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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24-May-2019