A Dog’s Worst Nightmare

Waking up to a cat-astrophe...



A Dog's Worst Nightmare in the Operating Room with Feline Medical Staff

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Being afraid is the worst sin there is. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. - George Woodberry

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst. - Dale Carnegie

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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21-Jul-2019