A Dog’s Worst Nightmare

Waking up to a cat-astrophe...



A Dog's Worst Nightmare in the Operating Room with Feline Medical Staff

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

The worst thing said about him is that he was "uncurious." - Yvon Chouinard

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

I realized that the worst thing that could happen to me was about to happen to me. - William Raymond Manchester

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. - Hannah Arendt

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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21-Sep-2018