A Dog’s Worst Nightmare

Waking up to a cat-astrophe...



A Dog's Worst Nightmare in the Operating Room with Feline Medical Staff

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When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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18-Jun-2018