A Dog’s Worst Nightmare

Waking up to a cat-astrophe...



A Dog's Worst Nightmare in the Operating Room with Feline Medical Staff

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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16-Dec-2018