Borderline Stupidity

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Borderline Stupidity

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

There is no sin except stupidity. - Oscar Wilde

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain. - Friedrich von Schiller

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it. - Edith Sitwell

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Don't do something permanently stupid because you're temporarily upset. - Unknown

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell

Thoughts are like arrows: once released, they strike their mark. Guard them well, or one day you may be your own victim. - Navajo Proverb

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness. - George Sand

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism. - Oscar Wilde


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22-Sep-2017