First Man on the Moon - a Hoax?

Was Neil Armstrong really the first man on the moon?

One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind - or movie hype?

or is this an elaborate hoax? Hoax Proof #1    Hoax Proof #2


First Man on the Moon Hoax

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He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

What do oil company executives, vampires and NASA bureaucrats all have in common?
They fear solar energy. - Michio Kaku

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip


For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

What do oil company executives, vampires and NASA bureaucrats all have in common?
They fear solar energy. - Michio Kaku

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Pluto is just one of hundreds of objects in The Kuiper Belt. Hundreds of small icy worlds to explore - the keys to understanding the origin of our solar system. - Unknown

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA (1969)

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

There are no extra pieces in the universe. Everyone is here because he or she has a place to fill, and every piece must fit itself into the big jigsaw puzzle. - Deepak Chopra

NASA is an engine of innovation and inspiration as well as the world's premier space exploration agency, and we are well served by politicians working to keep it that way, instead of turning it into a mere jobs program, or worse, cutting its budget. - Bill Nye

The universe is probably littered with the one-planet graves of cultures which made the sensible economic decision that there's no good reason to go into space - each discovered, studied, and remembered by the ones who made the irrational decision. - Randall Munroe

I think that when NASA works on a moon shot, they know too well that all of the people working on it must doe their job at 110 percent. Sometimes they probably put in 18 hour days, but they're aiming for the moon, and that's what counts. - Marvin Hamlisch

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

We need to look at NASA, not as a handout, but as an investment. Because, as goes the health of space fairing ambitions, so too goes the spiritual, the emotional, the intellectual, the creative, and the economic ambitions of a nation. So goes the future of America. - Neil D. Tyson

NASA asked me to create meals for the space shuttle. Thai chicken was the favorite. I flew in a fake space shuttle, but I have no desire to go into space after seeing the toilet. - Rachael Ray

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

JFK (1962): "We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy but because it is hard."
Obama (2010): "We choose not to go to the moon because it is easy, not because it is hard."

For me, the most ironic token of that moment in history is the plaque signed by President Richard M. Nixon that Apollo 11 took to the Moon. It reads: "We came in peace for all mankind." As the United States was dropping 7.5 megatons of conventional explosives on small nations in Southeast Asia, we congratulated ourselves on our humanity: We would harm no one on a lifeless rock. - Carl Sagan

The U.S. should legalize marijuana, tax it, and send all the proceeds to NASA. NASA would inspire kids to explore the universe and pot would inspire adults to explore the universe. - Carl Sagan

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21-Sep-2018