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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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