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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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