Cold Canada Winter

Signs that it might be getting cold in Canada



Canada Goose weargin a touque hat - Cold Canadian Winter

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. - Michael Caine

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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