Cold Canada Winter

Signs that it might be getting cold in Canada



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In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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