Redneck Dog House

Redneck’s home for old dogs, young dogs & several stupid dogs



Redneck Dog House

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A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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22-May-2019