COLD Fairbanks

What they do in Fairbanks when it’s 45 below





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Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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20-Nov-2018