[A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report...]
MOST HONOURABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE.
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE, I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL.
I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME.
I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.
The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow
Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker
Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne
I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter
A bad compromise beats a good lawsuit. - Saying
Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle
A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown
In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler
Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying
To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan
Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson
Swift justice demands more than just swiftness. - Potter Stewart
Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker
There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker
Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial
Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall
I have always fought for concrete facts, for justice. - Fidel Castro
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham
In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls. - Lenny Bruce
You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey
Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln
The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr
Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb
A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader
I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn
The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle
The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson
If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson
Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain
Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas
A criminal remains a criminal whether he uses a convict's suit or a monarch's crown. - Victor Hugo
At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle
Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon
In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay
There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown
People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown
That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand
When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West
Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein
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