Mouse Trap
Too Much For This Cat To Handle

Computer indigestion



Cat wishes it hadn't eaten that computer mouse

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

When all else fails take a nap. - Unknown

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. - Raymond Chandler

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright


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23-Apr-2018