Mouse Trap
Too Much For This Cat To Handle

Computer indigestion



Cat wishes it hadn't eaten that computer mouse

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It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

When all else fails take a nap. - Unknown

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss


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19-Aug-2017