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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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Christmas Fireplace Tip
Christmas Hedgehog
Christmas Light Installation
Christmas Pencil Sharpener
Christmas Possessions To Enter Heaven
Christmas Thrones
Female Santa
Firefighter Decorations
Forget The Present
Gingerbread Star Wars Walker
Heathen’s Greetings
Holiday Bike
Jingle Cats’ White Christmas
Merry ChristMouse
Merry House
Office Party Grinch
Recession Christmas Tree
Redneck Christmas Sleigh
Reindeer Strike
Santa Claws Is Coming To Town
Santa Elephant
Santa For Kids
Santa Stop Lights
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Santa’s Scooter Sleigh
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Save Santa The Trip
Signs of Christmas Everywhere
Texas Hood Ornament
Three Wise Men
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16-Sep-2019