Job Interview With God

George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”

God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”

Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”



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Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true. - A.A. Milne

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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20-May-2019