Job Interview With God

George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”

God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”

Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”



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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. - Steven Wright

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

You can succeed if nobody else believes it, but you will never succeed if you don't believe in yourself. - William Boetcker

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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