Job Interview With God

George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”

God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”

Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”



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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Obama does not like the issue of where he was born. - Donald Trump

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. - Mahatma Gandhi

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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22-Sep-2019