Canuckistan

How to lay fresh green sod in the arctic north



In the only officially bilingual city, Moncton,
in the only officially bilingual province, New Brunswick,
in this officially bilingual country, Canuckistan,
city workers were instructed to lay fresh green sod,
after removing a layer of unilingual snow and ice, on December 9th, 2016

Only in New Brunswick would city workers lay sod in December

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So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


see also   Mechanical  &  Work  Sections
Bilingual Fine Print
Canadian Border Patrol
Caution - Struggling Workers
City Work Crew’s Slow Day
Lunch Break
Lunch Break on a Hot Day
Management Team - Leading by Example
Men At Work
Mexican Recliners
Tire-d Workers
Work Siesta

 

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19-Oct-2019